I just was never enough for you
tempe-r:

youd better run better run outrun my gun

tempe-r:

youd better run better run outrun my gun

(via goldycrocs)

the gang marries their costars 

Kaitlin Olson (Dee) and Rob McElhenney (Mac)
Jill Latiano (Caylee) and Glenn Howerton (Dennis)
Mary Elizabeth Ellis (The Waitress) and Charlie Day (Charlie)

(Source: keepingupwiththecanadians, via goldycrocs)

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via kinkykristan)

dekutree:

mechagod:

i’m

i called it. made a bet 1999 that this would be a headline one day. word for word. everyone i knew bet against me and called me name for being so stupid but who’s laughing now?

dekutree:

mechagod:

i’m

i called it. made a bet 1999 that this would be a headline one day. word for word. everyone i knew bet against me and called me name for being so stupid but who’s laughing now?

(via goldycrocs)

Rated RKO pick their numbers at the Royal Rumble

samigenerico:

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(via goldycrocs)

brelovebreezy:

madenbrookland:

chanelofhouston:

thotcuffa:

this how my doctor be checking my balls every time I go see her

😂😂😂😂

😩

😂😭

brelovebreezy:

madenbrookland:

chanelofhouston:

thotcuffa:

this how my doctor be checking my balls every time I go see her

😂😂😂😂

😩

😂😭

(Source: arratik, via goldycrocs)

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via goldycrocs)

(Source: b-nedict, via hoplite-operator)

covergirl:

Lights, camera — and prismatic makeup!

covergirl:

Lights, camera — and prismatic makeup!

(Source: jenixi, via babydracula)

cosbyykidd:

"these aint yeezys nigga"

cosbyykidd:

"these aint yeezys nigga"

(Source: rsvpgallery, via ruinedchildhood)