the gang marries their costars →Kaitlin Olson (Dee) and Rob McElhenney (Mac)Jill Latiano (Caylee) and Glenn Howerton (Dennis)Mary Elizabeth Ellis (The Waitress) and Charlie Day (Charlie)
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
i called it. made a bet 1999 that this would be a headline one day. word for word. everyone i knew bet against me and called me name for being so stupid but who’s laughing now?
Rated RKO pick their numbers at the Royal Rumble
this how my doctor be checking my balls every time I go see her
what the fuck
Always reblog lol
Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)
YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT
Lights, camera — and prismatic makeup!